Värska rules, Borjomi sucks. Also known as Kõverajärve RMK.

In my younger days I dreamt about booking the RMK Sunset house. After fulfilling that dream I found out that best is yet to come and now I consider myself a professional RMK house critic.

1. Sunset house = 7/10. The house looks very cute and is situated at the Meenikunno bog. No sauna, no electricity, nothing posh. The upper floor is not isolated with a door, so embrace the warmth and crazy party people. Also, many random people were lurking around the house, so a bit more privacy was needed.

2. Kooraste house = 9/10. Best so far. The location was a winner for me, since it was very remote and blissful. On a downside the upper floor was, yet again, not isolated and the outdoor fireplace did not have a roof (problems whilst raining). Also, there was no sauna. Despite it all, I would recommend that place the highest. 

3. Kõverajärve house = 8,5/10. This time we were late with the booking and got a bit more expensive house (95 € for one night). To our surprise the house had electricity and fridge! For me it was a downside, but actually it was pretty nice to eat sour cream that did not want to explode. The lake was to die for and cleaner than at Kooraste. The upper floor was isolated, there was sauna and...wait for it... a water closet! However, neighbours were really close by – that's why it gets a lower score.

Actually you can book whatever place you like, because company is what makes it amazing.

Õnneks mul on sõpru:

This time Pärna was in charge of the menu and the cooking.

It was d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s and enjoyably cheap: 

Boys were dominating the kitchen:

The perks of having neighbours close by meant that three different dogs were visiting us.

Here Big Raki was amazed how cheap we were:

No network connection and stress was left behind in Tallinn:

Duckface hunting:

My third dip that summer and probably the last.

The winter is coming:

That was my bed for the night, but ducks scared the living shit out of me

aaaaand I slept inside:

Alevipoeg making his first drop:

Rare sight of female Baltic whale:

The water jet pack built inside:

Bitches love doggos:

We are less primitive than you think.

Hands up those who love Piusa cinema and "Bats and their life" movie:

Piusa dungeons and dragons bats:

Friend's helping hand is a life saver:

We tested the nearby attractions: 

And found the long lost network connection:

I have lost some weight:

Scrolling those wedding Pinterest mood-boards:

RMK dream team:

Fuck Borjomi! Värska the Original 4ever!

One hot piece of ass:

Plan A was to catch the frisbee with our butt cheeks.

However, we sucked and had to use our hands:

Sometime lose, sometimes win:

Welcome to our crib!

Harri + Karolin = 4ever

Harri found this one special person that he likes more than others. 

To be clear he likes only her, he tolerates some and rest of the people...he just does not care. 

Harri + Karolin = ❤

Haapsalu railway station was where the day started.

Only doggo Vibu was very confused "Dafaq is going on?!"

I had a small outfit malfunction. Tried to be wedding worthy by asking Ottomar 

to bring me stuff from Berlin aaaaaaaaand I still used plan Y after plan A-X failed:

The most important job = taking care of the doggo:

After legal papers were signed, we continued to a magical place 

where food was delicious, alcohol did not run out and 

music ranged from "you have to listen this" to "please do not judge me":

That awkward moment when you realise that your best friends were gay the whole time:

One does not simply refuse a vodka shot that was offered by the bride:

My skin as white as Karolin's fabulous dress:

Sometimes I wish I was bald and could cross off "bad hair day" from my calendar:

People that Harri mildly tolerates:

Gentleman was testing my bed for that night:

"So you are trying to tell me

that you are single and ready to mingle?"

I am never too fat,

he is just too weak:

If Facebook would have "bromance" relationship status,

they would propose to each other:

Love is not having to hold your farts anymore:

Rare sight of bros doing their ritual dance:

iTunes and Spotify are wrong

the hottest single of the year is here:

Weddings bring out a special urge to ignore gravity:

Let there be babies cake

and lots of it:

They would do that thing that Meat Loaf refused to do:

Bye, bye Kõrge,

new era means new name:

Getting married was the best damn decision we have ever made.

Wilma loves Fred. Fred loves cake:

Some things are difficult to explain.

Unknown guest arrived. An assignment was given to the newlywed couple. 

"Üle aisa lööma" got very visual explanation. Kontvõõra tradition was perfectly completed:

Straight from Pakistan

or was it Brazil...

At least we know they are well rested:

Mister got a Laphroaig (read as LA-PRO-HH) water bottle:

The only downside of being married is that I cannot participate in flower bouquet throwing.

I genuinely like to wrestle with other sweaty single ladies: 

It's a couples thing:

Trying to find that missing heartbeat:

Not sure if strong alcohol or just drinking petroleum: 

Playing that imaginary accordion:

That amazing moment when your friend has zoned out because of

Nordica call waiting line after a flight cancellation (spot the ear piece):

Make-up tip = let a mosquito bite you on the cheeks:

After getting tired of stone dance-floor

his happy feet orgasmed on the wooden kitchen floor: 

"Excuse me, ladies, do you like items on sale?

Because at my tent your pants would be 100% off":

Let there be love. Let there be endless summer nights.

Let that wasp that bit me in the ass have a lovely rest of the year: