Losing the count of the number of things that
I thought were impossible.
Слава Україні
1st of February
I am perfect for decorating the bed:
2nd of February
The Sexy Moms Club:
3rd of February
My January was so gloomy and sad,
so in February I faked it until I made it:
4th of February
Kunztizaaliz
5th of February
Heating up the room temperature:
6th of February
Pebbles' legs are made for walking
and one of these days she will buy boots
that are gonna walk all over you:
7th of February
PRISMA! PRISMA!
(read with Prisma jingle tone):
8th of February
Greatest learning during my adulthood = curtains are fucking expensive:
9th of February
Moms and Daughters:
10th of February
Who's a GOOD BOYYYYEEE?!!:
11th of February
In the USA there's IVY league,
but the IVF league is way cooler:
12th of February
My back hurts from all the gym memberships that I did not buy:
13th of February
After January's faux pas, I tried my hardest to dress up, use professional camera in February.
But here I am, phone camera, shitty mirror and morning robe:
14th of February
The International Hetero Cringe Day:
15th of February
Maternity leave kills my skills,
so I started to learn levitation:
16th of February
276 days in, 276 days out:
17th of February
The battery is dead, please give it an electric shock:
18th of February
EMO parents and happy baby:
19th of February
Mamma Bear 75 jubilee:
20th of February
The hair-clips are not a fashion statement,
I'm just on the verge of big decision "Should I grow my fringe out?"
21st of February
I'm bringing sexy back:
22nd of February
These pants are maternity pants.
I'm not pregnant, just unhappy:
23rd of February
Sometimes I look at my husband and think "Damn, he is a lucky man":
24th of February
The day of Independence. The day of Слава Україні.
The day of dark dark dark deeds and thoughts:
25th of February
Losing the count of the number of things that I thought were impossible: 
26th of February
First cuddles and then to largest demonstration in the modern history of Estonia:
27th of February
Questioning if creating a new human into this ruthless world was a rightful thing to do.
But I'm sure Pebbles will be a future leader, the new generation will say
"Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй" even clearer:
28th of February
"I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower
So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours"
