I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Memmede suvertuur 2018. Mustvee edition.

Finally I can step up my game and become a professional travel blogger with very mundane details about my journey. 
Why go to Bali, when you can go to Mustvee? That is the true question.

My Golden Girls and I, we took our ridiculously small bladders 
on a roadtrip, because we like to test our limits:

Healthy vegan influential influencers casually winning at product placement:

It is a constant struggle between my love towards food and fear of getting fat.
DECISIONS! DECISIONS! New Hesburger halloumi burger won:

Small great moments of life:

Actually girls weekend means eating 99% of the time:

That moment when he sends you nudes:

Pic or Mustvee did not happen:

Good friends talk about their sex lives, best friends talk about poop. 

Well played Mother Nature, well played,
the girl and the scenery are 10/10:

I am showing with my hands how much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip:

Once you go ginger, you never go back:

G was giving us an quick training "How to up your game on Instagram":

G is just laughing at our pale white skin, 
because we look like reflectors:

The highest entertainment there is:

Life in Mustvee is so much cheaper and misspelled:

Mustvee Fashion Week is the place to be:

Hello Ghlain, nice to meet you!
You famous?

We are picture perfect:

Nüüd küll kukuššin:

We love our boyfriends so much more after spending some time together just three of us;

Be a duck among swans:

There are very few things that are better than taking your bra off after a long day.
#blessed #lõpulongero:

Girls weekend is built on alcohol, dirty details and pink shenanigans:

Our future children know that if mama's are going on Memmede Suvetuur, 
they will return very happy and might even want more children:

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Random summer cocktail

I do blog only when something big happens in my life - travels, concerts, celebrations. My compulsive self, who needs to categorise everything, is very troubled, when it comes to handling 
the random moments of life.
However, these lovely glimpses are so blissful that
 I just have to show you these.

Tammsaare wrote:
"Tee tööd ja näe vaeva, siis tuleb ka armastus!"
and another classic said: 
"You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work 
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt":

Day after operation, my ass is on fire, but my smile is big,
because we have been planning to eat more salad this year:

Street photographer capturing Paris Forest Week style:

After Scotland the lack of fish and chips in my life was killing my mood.
Luckily Street Food Festival gave yummy for my tummy:

Trying to show off that leg muscle that does not yet exist:

Got a wedding invitation (yay!) so a dress rehearsal was in order.
Major spoiler alert:

Fred gave me a bicycle for my birthday and now I am rollin'
they all hatin':

Worked at our Finnish office some days and tried some very shitty cider.

Invaded one random island with my colleagues near Helsinki 
and I survived the boat ride! #kesä #soumi

Working at Helsinki office terribly affects my bank account,
since there are some Stories to tell:

When you see that your friend tries to grow a beard,
but you see that nothing is happening and you try to be supportive,
although your face expression is very doubtful: 

If lake would be vodka and I would be a duck
I would jump in and drink my way up:

I love those warm summer evenings when it gets dark for only two hours.
You can sit outside, put every possible thing on the grill and enjoy thousands of
mosquitos simultaneously bite you on every millimetre of skin:

That smirk, when you remember that it is summer.

Tuesday, July 03, 2018

Jay-Z and Beyonce On the Run Tour Berlin

I can now cross off one dream from my bucket list: 
Beyoncé (done & done) *insert fangirl scream*

Beyoncé, Jay-Z and I (I'm faaaaaaaaaaar at the back):
(source beyonce.com)

The concert lasted 2 hours and 15 minutes, we got everything we came for. 
1. Holy Grail
2. Part II (On the Run)
3.'03 Bonnie & Clyde
4. Drunk in Love
5. Diva / Clique
6. Dirt Off Your Shoulder
7. On to the Next One
8. Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit
9. Flawless / Feeling Myself
10. Naughty Girl
11. Big Pimpin'
12. Run This Town
13. Baby Boy
14. Mi Gente (Remix) / You Don't Love Me (No, No, No)
15. Bam
16. Hold Up / Countdown
17. Sorry / Me, Myself & I
18. 99 Problems
19. Ring the Alarm
20. Don't Hurt Yourself
21. I Care / 4:44
22. Song Cry
23. Resentment
24. Family Feud
25. Upgrade U
26. Niggas in Paris
27. Beach Is Better
28. Formation
29. Run the World (Girls)
30. Public Service Announcement
31. The Story of O.J.
32. Déjà Vu
33. Show Me What You Got / Crazy in Love
34. Freedom
35. U Don't Know
36. Young Forever / Perfect Duet:

The Queen that does not speak basic bitch language:

Hello, modelling agency! My self-timer picture just got 32 likes,
I guess I'm a professional now:

My life is perfect,
my food is perfect,
my fart does not smell:

The famous couples – Ross & Rachel, Beyoncé and Jay-Z, Paula and Ottomar:

That moment when a friend tells you funny Valdo Jahilo joke...
...said no-one ever:

Berlin – the home of unicorns:

Now it's time for the Queen herself: