I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Friday, April 30, 2021

Wilma Circus in April 2021

Oh boy, the circus is shut down due to corona and Wilma is pissed.

In April I was busy being pregnant and complaining about it. Every day I thought it will be the final day, however I needed to be pregnant the day after, and a day after that, again and again. It just would not stop.

Luckily the unsolicited advice from other people didn't stop either. Comments about baby's gender "Raised it like a real boy or a real girl". Comments about my looks "You're so big" or "You're so small". Random comments about random shit "You will not sleep or eat two years in a row" or "When will you get the next one?". The last one is especially annoying since the commentators knew that it's an IVF kid.

However, Fred has been amazing. Listening, rubbing me the right way and not filing for divorce. Eleven years of love still going strong.




1st of April
No April Fools', just pregnant jewels.
Wilma Circus comes to the rescue after she heard that her friends have zero pregnancy pictures
(SPOILER ALERT: one of these tummies made an exit during April):


2nd of April
Good Friday with a good boye:


3rd of April
First drops of vitamin D accompanied by Barack Obama memoirs.
Look at this bloody grownup:


4th of April
The whole family had to eat Zyrtec so I could enjoy some tulips indoors.
I have somehow dodged the allergy bullet:


5th of April
Our unborn baby's first studio session.
Fred is really determined to play music to the baby and record anything that is happening inside there:


6th of April
After long such-much Christian weekend
I felt truly holy with my glorious halo:


7th of April
Trying to trick myself into thinking that I'm working out
while walking on the basketball court:


8th of April
Worried about the day after


9th of April
The day after came and I checked into a hospital.
The preparation was on point, since snacks and podcasts calmed me down 
and the procedure was a great success:


10th of April
I'm all about buns and bumps:


11th of April
I'm TNT, I'm dynamite.
I'm TNT, watch me explode:


12th of April
I heard that wearing curtains is very on trend this season.
(the spring had arrived, seeing the first tick and a midge):


13th of April
Terrible-terrible day that sucked so hard. I had no energy. I had no will to live.
I wanted to shove meditation and yoga to someone's ass:

 
14th of April
Washed my hair, brushed my teeth and headed to the city centre.
Amazing one hour spent outside my guarding homewalls:


15th of April
I am the new Michelin man:


16th of April
It's alright, it's ok,
I'm gonna pump air into the wheels someday:


17th of April
Hello MTV, welcome to my second crib.
I'm ready for that building gig in Finland:


18th of April
I went to stand outside to get fresh air.
I was outstanding:


19th of April
Closing buttons is so overrated:


20th of April
Gotta love that the clinic has no elevator and my legs are not made for walking.
Praying quietly to the science Gods that this would be the last visit to the doc:


22nd of April
Our last year's Foals concert got postponed to this year
aaaand it got postponed again. Rather sad, although I cannot imagine jumping
at a sweaty rock concert with all the strangers.
Think about the germs! Think about the closeness!
It felt safer to be rebel at home:


23rd of April
Look at this messy zebra:


24th of April
This bird cannot fly:


25th of April
The moment where your limits of 'high waisted' have reached the new heights:


26th of April
I told Šarik that other dog owners tell their doggos "Come to momma or dadda"
and he just wanted to go back to the animal shelter:


27th of April
The dullness of life and thereof:


28th of April
Heavily preggo lady and doggo with short legs 
really enjoyed climbing those "access friendly" tram stairs.
But we did it, although people probably thought again that I'm pooljota:


29th of April
Look at these redneck that sold their couch
to replace it with plastic garden furniture. Stay classy!


30th of April
I didn't manage to shake the pregnancy off (as was planned for April),
so I turned into human disco ball instead:


Sunday, April 04, 2021

Wilma Circus in March 2021

The month of parental leave, the country lock-down (yet again), Ever Given memes 



1st of March
Looking at the mirror and analysing myself,
however without glasses I cannot see much and the evaluation might not be accurate:


2nd of March
Judging people, who do not respect the social distancing rules, on my balcony:


3rd of March
I look sexy in those slippers:


4th of March
Bitch has tonnes of disinfectant liquid and is using it with outstanding excitement:


5th of March
The wrong size Kendrick Lamar T-shirt is finally correct size: 


6th of March
Running out of ideas where to take photos,
because we are at home 24/7:


7th of March
Freaky-deaky feet fetish at its best:


8th of March
International Women's Day & nonalcoholic Nudist Princessa:  


9th of March
Doctor said I'm not fat anymore.
It was a great day.


10th of March
ALMOST forgot to take a picture.
So this is me and Gilmore Girls:


11th of March
My last day at work and Fred's last day as a 29 year old.


12th of March
The hotel lighting and Fred's birthday made me feel beautiful.
I mean, yes I'm preggo, but I'm still hot piece of ass:


13th of March
Dido & Eminem - Cleaning out my closet:


14th of March
I'm dreaming of a decent haircut:


15th of March
First official working day without having to open my computer, without any duties.
Let's just say that I was busy doing nothing.
NO RAGRETZ:


16th of March
Fuck the back pain, let's walk a little:


17th of March
Drink water and stay hydrated:


18th of March
Not being able to meet people means that 
Šarik is my BFF, psychologist and a personal trainer:


19th of March
Dressed up like a 12 year old boy:


20th of March
This duck faced lady invades his husband's office time after time, 
because she is just that bored:


21st of March
Roadtrip to Haapsalu. Warm tea in thermos. Delicious Kärme Küülik pizza.
Safe yet fabulous:


22nd of March
I swallowed a whole watermelon:


23th of March
Overexcitement! The spring coats are out of hibernation:


24th of March
Looking at all the baby clothes E&L gifted us,
bitches be ready:


25th of March
The first day in 2021 with sunglasses on.
Oh, the shade!


26th of March
Looking good, feeling good:


27th of March
I usually support coming out,
but not when it comes to my belly button:


28th of March
The spring season is opened by Crocs:


29th of March
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my bones.
The baby is giving me some hard times and me bouncing on a ball is all the joy I have:


30th of March
Puke. Headache. #blessed day:


31st of March
My pyjamas bring all the boys to the yard: