It's always a pleasure to receive that honourable wedding invitation. Of course the main thing is the triumph of love and romance,
but I cannot deny that I FUCKING LOVE TO DRESS UP.
Okey, let's put that egoistic Wilma aside and let's celebrate
PÄRNAMETSAD!
Päras koerustükk:
Pärna's grandfather called me "Miss!"
Then I turned around and he corrected himself "Mrs!"
He saw from my face that the madame is taken:
It was a hot summer day. All our hearts were filled with joy
and our buttcracks were filled with sweat:
I have been to few weddings, but this was my first Christian one.
Full success – I did not burst into flames:
Grown-up life pro tip = read before you sign it:
The romance that started in the first grade
(or so they will tell the kids):
Yes, I am that bitch that went to stand between the bride and the groom
when group pictures were taken. Photoshop me out or love me forever:
The beautiful ladies are smiling after pee break:
Traditional tasks before the party
(I must add that it is 2020 and "Kelle jalas on püksid" should not be the main question.
EQUAL. TOGETHER.
And I might make a discourse analysis over the word usage of "naisevõtt" vs "meheleminek")
Write it down, so you won't forget any warm wishes:
Bye, bye previous name.
Hello new and looooooooooong one:
First I thought that terrible car crash had happened.
But it turned out that thirsty relative stopped the car to get some vodka.
ESTONIA IS AN AMAZING COUNTRY!
Pop that champagne with a knife, because you are a woman now:
He was upset that he did not get the opportunity to have a stag party:
WE DID GOOD IN PICKING PARTNERS!
SO SEXY!
SO PRETTY!
SO JUICY!
The five star luxurious suites uploading:
Ginger power, ginger spice:
The excitement of food and drink arrival:
The Noah's arc = all our friends are in a relationship:
Three years ago, when we told single him that Fred and I got married,
he was super quiet and said "What about me?". Now he found out how life works:
Special day, special drink:
Dear lord, I have never seen newlyweds kissing so long with tongue and all.
I MEAN, IT WAS SERIOUS FOREPLAY!
Bowtie kills T-shirt:
The golden friend that invested in hosting the party, showing us the way
and telling us to drink. Long live the king!
The middle one has a bigger glass, because she is an alcoholic.
Yes, true story:
"I solemnly swear to blog about this event":
The start of an awkward threesome:
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire...
the Grandpa Uuno team
(what a legend!)
The girls just sitting and chilling:
"How well do you know the newlyweds" game or in other words
"How much Wilma can suck in one quiz" challenge:
TRIVIA TIME!
They make the thinnest pancakes in Estonia:
The art level of this wedding was amazing!
Don't drink and drive.
Just swing it:
The middle one was first time at a wedding.
The left one had seen these things before:
The battle of Moms:
These gentlemen are true MVPs:
Põhjaka kitchen never fails to deliver:
Tronden does not always give live performance,
but when they do, it's true private kind of happiness:
Hottest wedding band is taking 2021 bookings:
He is describing how he works around the nipple area:
He loves her more than he loves Hellmann's mayo:
Little did we know that this was the start of the greatest performance that has ever happened on Earth.
The team Father & Grandfather really made magic:
Like literally, they played drums with a wooden dick.
Hard to explain, must see yourself:
The bride was shocked over the quality entertainment:
Kessu & Krissu:
After live performance fans were throwing their panties at him:
Every party, every wedding, every moment of life
needs some Kersten Kõrge sparkle in it:
Let's get this party started:
The joys of being in a relationship and always having a dancing partner:
Kersten Kõrge makes those white people dance:
Actually vodka makes those white people dance:
ACTUALLY, coffee makes those white people dance:
The night was blurry:
The dancing shoes were on fire:
Tartu crew beat Tallinn:
Now starts the afterhours. The colours disappeared and I went to sleep.
But fun did not stop:
The beautiful bride:
Her taste sensors are more fragile than his:
Tearing up the dancefloor:
The master of puppets looking over his kingdom:
My favourite kind of birds, the birds that don't poop:
He cannot wait their first night together:
Winning the dance contest:
Not sure if fell asleep or are just in love:
The blurriness is real:
He thinks about the Hellmann's mayo and that
after few months he can start eating it again:
Dance hard, so that your friends worry about you injuring yourself:
When a DJ comes with a knife, then you smile and take a picture:
Everyone went to sleep. Drunk groom wanted to play drums. She was her biggest fan.
That is pretty much love, since it probably sounded horrible:
Fastest gun in Texas:
Next day. Next stop at Pärna's grandparents:
I present you present-ball. It actually presents itself:
When father-in-law is a P.E. teacher then nobody's tired:
"Show me how many drinks you had yesterday":
THEY ARE NOT MARRIED, BUT THEY ARE IN A BED TOGETHER!
outrageous sin:
The life goal: put that stick into the hole:
Protecting their most valuable body part:
The bride was screaming "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES":
All the single ladies came running and PUT THEIR HANDS UP:
Making quick future plans:
The winner takes it all:
Bitches love barbecue sauce:
Want this picture on your underwear?
Tronden merch out soon!
Day three and showering had become a vague memory:
Breakfast club:
The sleepy. The brave. Dreaming of own bed:
The fabulous car crew.
Thank you for being a friend!
In the end there's only love:
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