I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

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Sunday, August 25, 2019

Šarik's one year anniversary in Tallinn

25th of August 2018 doggo Šarik moved from Valga shelter to big city Tallinn. I usually try to tone the dog pictures down, but today I can post million of them with no regrets.

Here is the story of Šarik and his adoption listing is still up here:

25th of August 2018 two strangers put Šarik in their car and drove to Latvia.
He was dirty and scared:

Our first family picture together in 2018:

Copy paste in 2019:

We have become quite good friends,
although sometimes I want to cuddle more than he does:

He became professional office dog and does it with quality.
Just recently he was allowed to enter Fred's office as well, so 2019 is going be to cray-cray:

At first he understood Russian, now he has learned Estonian as well:

We are not his mom and dad,
we are Šarik's humans who make him feel embarrassed:

He might be old and he might have non-existent feet,
but he can hike 10 kilometres with an ease:

Perfect manners and perfect recall,
(with no squirrels or cars around):

He is an apartment dog and when you leave him outside
he will be very DISAPPOINTED:

At first he was not allowed to enter living room nor bedroom,
but now he has wiggled his way into bed:

That dog bloody loves fetch:


Life with him has been a lot easier than we had thought:

Yes, he has a very looooong body:

We celebrate his birthday on the 1st of January:

He hates water and nail cutting:

His bowel movement is on point!
During one year he has had diarrhoea only twice, but otherwise the poop evacuates 11AM sharp:

He gives me a reason to be more outdoors:

He hates dogs who have bigger balls than he does:

Šarik likes Fred more, because he tastes better:

This is bromance:

Šarik sneezes when he gets excited:

He dislikes dog food and prefers boiled potato, raw carrot and meat of any sort: 

Life with him is not only rainbows and butterflies,
it includes waking up early, always searching for a dog sitter and 
living with his hateful looks after I have brushed his teeth:

Also, last week he killed a squirrel and I cannot ever forgive him:

But then again it is hard to be mad at him:

The original Nublu:

If that butthole could talk than it would be master of Fartish:

Who said you cannot learn old dog new tricks?:

Yes, offering him home has been right decision that we have never regretted,
so today we eat cake:

Congratulations for surviving Tallinn for one whole year:

Today was a little special:

Today we spent the day doing his favourite activities:

Šarik is awesome and fits to our family perfectly.
Also, he is the cheapest version of therapy:

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Annual tradition: Ian's special day in Haapsalu

Who is Ian?
"He was this annoying little spoiled and insecure boy. He made up a story that his house was surrounded by a protecting layer, so nobody would come to steal his computer games. He farted a lot and had a near death experience because of that. He was a regular at McDonald's, so he would get occasional free burgers and was called by his first name by the employees. Somehow I became so fond of him and stuck around. We've made tonnes of photoshoots in her mother's closet until he realised it was time to come out from the closet and move to London."

Do you know how traditions are made? 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 = 
Every year Ian brings us together.

I have a history in making selfies from this mirror (link):

Haapsalu house has more style than Paris Fashion Week:

Hello, new lens! I finally can catch this room in one picture:

Me explaining,
others dying from boredom:

If only I would have Tinder, then this would be my profile picture:

Married woman and a gay man walk into a bar...: 

He always has my back:

I just ate a watermelon, can you tell?:

Instead of puking, screaming and driving off drunk,
we drank tea and had mellow quality time:

"Quick! It's 12°C outside and sunscreen is a must!"

The young and the restless:

The bold and the beautiful:

You say Haapsalu, I hear "BARGAIN!":

Fashion so cheap it made us cry:

I'm so old that you can call me vintage:

We said YES to the dress:

It was 35 €, of course we said yes:

This is your perfect Tinder profile picture 
with a headline "Single and ready to mingle":

Her royal highness Queen Bargain Hunter III:

Shopping mall chill made us feel eleven again:

Ian is like a hedgehog –
spiky outside, sweet inside:

That moment when you have not pooped for 7 days:

Christian school gave her the ability to walk on water:

I try to lose weight by doing nothing:

Sexy wet girls:

Meet Ants, 
he likes long walks on the beach and loves to blame others for his own farts:

More hugs, less drugs:

Modern white family with a slave in the kitchen:

We met Naomi Campbell at the local store
and she was a total trendsetter: 

Don't want to go back to Tallinn:

We will be close forever 4ever, because we know way too much about each other:

Back in Tallinn I brushed my hair and put on my dancing shoes:


How to spend the most holy day of the year?
Of course at a drag show:

caps lock excited:

The night was full of sexy and I stayed up waaayyyy past my bedtime.
What an amazing finale for Ian's birthday week:

Even 12 years ago we were back against back:

See you at Christmas, honey!