I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

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Thursday, August 13, 2020

The singular Pärnamets went into plural Pärnametsad

It's always a pleasure to receive that honourable wedding invitation. Of course the main thing is the triumph of love and romance, 
but I cannot deny that I FUCKING LOVE TO DRESS UP. 
Okey, let's put that egoistic Wilma aside and let's celebrate 
PÄRNAMETSAD!

Päras koerustükk:


Pärna's grandfather called me "Miss!"
Then I turned around and he corrected himself "Mrs!"
He saw from my face that the madame is taken:


It was a hot summer day. All our hearts were filled with joy
and our buttcracks were filled with sweat:


I have been to few weddings, but this was my first Christian one.
Full success – I did not burst into flames:


Grown-up life pro tip = read before you sign it:


The romance that started in the first grade
(or so they will tell the kids):


Yes, I am that bitch that went to stand between the bride and the groom 
when group pictures were taken. Photoshop me out or love me forever:


The beautiful ladies are smiling after pee break:


Traditional tasks before the party
(I must add that it is 2020 and "Kelle jalas on püksid" should not be the main question. 
EQUAL. TOGETHER. 
And I might make a discourse analysis over the word usage of "naisevõtt" vs "meheleminek")


Write it down, so you won't forget any warm wishes:


Bye, bye previous name. 
Hello new and looooooooooong one:


First I thought that terrible car crash had happened.
But it turned out that thirsty relative stopped the car to get some vodka.
ESTONIA IS AN AMAZING COUNTRY!


Pop that champagne with a knife, because you are a woman now:


He was upset that he did not get the opportunity to have a stag party:


WE DID GOOD IN PICKING PARTNERS!
SO SEXY!
SO PRETTY!
SO JUICY!


The five star luxurious suites uploading:


Ginger power, ginger spice:


The excitement of food and drink arrival:


The Noah's arc = all our friends are in a relationship:


Three years ago, when we told single him that Fred and I got married, 
he was super quiet and said "What about me?". Now he found out how life works:


Special day, special drink:


Dear lord, I have never seen newlyweds kissing so long with tongue and all.
I MEAN, IT WAS SERIOUS FOREPLAY!


Bowtie kills T-shirt:


The golden friend that invested in hosting the party, showing us the way
and telling us to drink. Long live the king!


The middle one has a bigger glass, because she is an alcoholic.
Yes, true story: 


"I solemnly swear to blog about this event":


The start of an awkward threesome:


If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, 
maybe you can hire...
the Grandpa Uuno team
(what a legend!)


The girls just sitting and chilling:


"How well do you know the newlyweds" game or in other words
"How much Wilma can suck in one quiz" challenge:


TRIVIA TIME!
They make the thinnest pancakes in Estonia:


The art level of this wedding was amazing!


Don't drink and drive.
Just swing it:


The middle one was first time at a wedding.
The left one had seen these things before:


The battle of Moms:


These gentlemen are true MVPs:


Põhjaka kitchen never fails to deliver: 


Tronden does not always give live performance,
but when they do, it's true private kind of happiness:


Hottest wedding band is taking 2021 bookings:


He is describing how he works around the nipple area:


He loves her more than he loves Hellmann's mayo:


Little did we know that this was the start of the greatest performance that has ever happened on Earth.
The team Father & Grandfather really made magic:


Like literally, they played drums with a wooden dick.
Hard to explain, must see yourself:


The bride was shocked over the quality entertainment:


Kessu & Krissu:


After live performance fans were throwing their panties at him:


Every party, every wedding, every moment of life
needs some Kersten Kõrge sparkle in it:


Let's get this party started:


The joys of being in a relationship and always having a dancing partner:


Kersten Kõrge makes those white people dance:


Actually vodka makes those white people dance:


ACTUALLY, coffee makes those white people dance:


The night was blurry:


The dancing shoes were on fire:


Tartu crew beat Tallinn:


Now starts the afterhours. The colours disappeared and I went to sleep.
But fun did not stop:


The beautiful bride:


Her taste sensors are more fragile than his:


Tearing up the dancefloor:


The master of puppets looking over his kingdom:


My favourite kind of birds, the birds that don't poop:


He cannot wait their first night together:


Winning the dance contest:


Not sure if fell asleep or are just in love:


The blurriness is real:


He thinks about the Hellmann's mayo and that 
after few months he can start eating it again:


Dance hard, so that your friends worry about you injuring yourself:


When a DJ comes with a knife, then you smile and take a picture:


Everyone went to sleep. Drunk groom wanted to play drums. She was her biggest fan.
That is pretty much love, since it probably sounded horrible:


Fastest gun in Texas:


Next day. Next stop at Pärna's grandparents:


I present you present-ball. It actually presents itself:


When father-in-law is a P.E. teacher then nobody's tired:


"Show me how many drinks you had yesterday":


THEY ARE NOT MARRIED, BUT  THEY ARE IN A BED TOGETHER! 
outrageous sin:


The life goal: put that stick into the hole:


Protecting their most valuable body part:


The bride was screaming "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES":


All the single ladies came running and PUT THEIR HANDS UP:


Making quick future plans:


The winner takes it all:


Bitches love barbecue sauce:


Want this picture on your underwear?
Tronden merch out soon!


Day three and showering had become a vague memory:


Breakfast club:


The sleepy. The brave. Dreaming of own bed:


The fabulous car crew. 
Thank you for being a friend!


In the end there's only love: