I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cheap and Cheerful

I've got the power. I'm the Power ranger. I use Powerpoint.

When I moved here I was even ready to work at McDonald's.
Now after they offered me a job at Kiss Kiss Heart my biggest
wish is to get that place:

Phonebooth extra: Call someone, say you love them and hang up.
Ps. I have Skype now:

Now today's special. Went out to meet a realtor, but I got stood up. No biggie. Went to Iceland and bought groceries and a brand new absolutely fabulous British Vogue.
its price in Estonia = Vogue + delivery fee to Estonia + monkey business
its price in UK = pure Vogue and no funny stuff + £4:

This is how I stood in the front of the Gillingham railways station.
Timetable is my best friend but money is my worst enemy.
No London for me:

Know your lines and wear a costume and act like you're in a big city.
Ignore those wankers, who shout something nasty when you walk by.
I make quite a fuzz in this little town:

This autumn must-haves: a pair of legs and a plastic bag.
Actually I hate this plastic bad policy here:
Today's offer - buy 5 items get 5 plastic bags for FREE!

This body wants something else than instant noodles.
Send me food, please:

Homeless and unemployed, but still happy.
(Yes, maybe I should consider getting a job at one pub. Am I strong enough
to serve those uncontrollable British bachelors?)

May the force be with you.

Monday, September 27, 2010


Things happen when you have a lot of free time in your hands - like walking to Rochester. I live in Gillingham. Then comes Chatham and then comes Rochester. Finally I saw beautiful England and I got a good job opportunity.
Fingers crossed!:

Autumn is greener on this side:

Somehow it feels like I walked to Germany:

Don't you be wasting all you money
on syrup and honey
because I'm sweet enough:

Time has stopped:

When you're in Estonia it's 6 pm. When you're in Sweden or in Netherlands it's 5 pm.
You're are always few steps ahead:

And they don't mean Knight Rider:

Delphic - Red Lights:

Disneyland is a fake copy:

I disco how fresh laundry smells:

Maybe I'll be working there soon - The Kiss Kiss Heart store.
Keep calm and carry on.
Now panic and freak out!:

For now all I have is this new nail polish.
T is for Teal:

Me small. He big.


Same thing, different country.
Let's celebrate One-week-in-England.

On stage:

and now back-stage. Love you, mr.Laumets:

New heroes - Nike and Adidas:


Friday, September 24, 2010

Royal mail

Today we went out and
50% party right and 50% party wrong.

Can you believe this bloody +20
and brides in bloom?:

Just saying that I hate people who make pictures of hello-this-is-what-I-ate-today.
Especially I-made-sushi-and-you-all-must-see-this.
But look at this!:

Girlfriend, your eyes are bigger than the full moon.
The Twilight zone:

A lot of thing I miss, but theatre I carry with me in my heart.
More drama, please:

Running up that hill - Kate Bush:

My homeland is flat
the highest peak is that old man's hat:

"Do you really think that I can be a pornstar?":

ps. Decade ago is not retro and nineties are not vinatge
I'm just seconds away from falling down:

Today's special: if your clothes are dirty then use your roommate's:

Keep calm!
This is England's palm:

If something happens then he will always run away,
I will always keep on smiling:

Don't smoke no grass or opium from old Hong-Kong,
that hubble-bubble just makes me see you double
all night long:

Do the dont´s!

Some days I love you but others I want to sell you to the mob:

The window shopper:

Drink up baby, look at the stars.
I'll kiss you again between the bars:

Toothpaste is pointless
have a apple instead:

Wanted for murder.
Her careless talk costs lives:

Oh England! When vodka runs out then we always have Burberry Brit.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Circus is on World Tour

Just to make an illusion that my life here is absolutely fabulous
I have no worries what so ever.

I buy myself happiness even though if it means few extra water days.

Monday, September 20, 2010

First days in England

Well, this is it, I'm in England.
God save the Queen.

First I sat on an airplane that took me to Sweden (rather usual).
After that I tasted a slice of British Airways' cake.

This royal air gives me a special urge to drink tea after every 5 minutes.
Sip by sip:

Welcome to our High street and just a £99 pence store away:

The right is left and the left is right.

This is not an usual human being...:

...he's a student at...:

This is not a usual human being.
She's a student too at...

Well, I'm poor but few flower print items I can afford:
Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

I still feel like I have hitch hiked to Tartu and will return soon.
Reality is that this is not Tartu, bitch.
This is Gillingham:

Very Shakespeare-ish and theatre-like:

Grass isn't greener on the outside.
There's shit everywhere:

What else can you do after you have seen few apartments.
Yes, the correct answer is to walk aimlessly:


Home, sweet home for now.

Thank you all for the last night in Tallinn. My hands are still shaking.
Just a Hell Hunt away, darlings