I've got the power. I'm the Power ranger. I use Powerpoint.
When I moved here I was even ready to work at McDonald's.
Now after they offered me a job at Kiss Kiss Heart my biggest
wish is to get that place:
Now today's special. Went out to meet a realtor, but I got stood up. No biggie. Went to Iceland and bought groceries and a brand new absolutely fabulous British Vogue.
its price in Estonia = Vogue + delivery fee to Estonia + monkey business
its price in UK = pure Vogue and no funny stuff + £4:
This is how I stood in the front of the Gillingham railways station.
Timetable is my best friend but money is my worst enemy.
No London for me:
Know your lines and wear a costume and act like you're in a big city.
Ignore those wankers, who shout something nasty when you walk by.
I make quite a fuzz in this little town:
This autumn must-haves: a pair of legs and a plastic bag.
Actually I hate this plastic bad policy here:
Today's offer - buy 5 items get 5 plastic bags for FREE!
Homeless and unemployed, but still happy.
(Yes, maybe I should consider getting a job at one pub. Am I strong enough
to serve those uncontrollable British bachelors?)
May the force be with you.