I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Monday, December 23, 2019

Hans & Maria christmas beauties

It is somewhat peculiar fact that every time (four times to be exact) I looked stunning in 2019 were all work related. During my free time I tend to look pale, tired and with designer bags under my eyes. However this all changed, when I met my colleagues in Helsinki together with four professional hairdressers/make-up artists. Of course that was not even enough, because this all happened in fabulous hotel suite.
Yes, we are that extra! 

This is a sneak peek how I looked after professional hairdresser upgraded me:

We are going through work related divorce,
which meant that gifts were in order (and I think they like it or faking really nicely):

The glasses were never empty:

Chips + make-up + suite = what a day to be alive!

I only share my bed with fashion gems:

That time when I pulled my tummy in and could not breathe:

Everyone had 40 minutes glam time and smiles fulfilled the room:

I jumped on the bed, but my air time was short due to winter insulation on my body:

It's a Lithuanian thing:

Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, Linkedin profile update: DONE

This is how Lithuanians and Latvians pose:

This is how Estonians pose (you cannot sit with us):

She is whispering into my ear dirty little marketing secrets:

Then these fabulous ladies left the suite to attend the Christmas party.
We were so ready: 

The party theme was après-ski and he nailed it:

A lot of hours, food, drinks and dancing later it was time to go home.

The day after I did my Christmas shopping and came back home.
Unfortunately this might have been one of the last times I visit Helsinki (yes, I am that dramatic):

Sometimes divorce, but always close.

Sunday, December 15, 2019

The kitchen "Before and after"

Three months now we have spent all our free time on our kitchen renovation. Now it is time to do the big reveal and show you the results. *Positive feedback only, thank you (lie, bastards, lie!)

Welcome to casa del Wilma and Fred

The new dining table is yet to arrive (out with the old!):


Decent 90s style kitchen with very low efficiency:

It was still summer outside when we started the demolition:

29th of August changed our lives forever – 
IKEA opened their store in Estonia:

We could not bother to be utterly neat, since we are not professionals,
so we left an apology letter to the next occupants:

For quite some time we enjoyed this spacious dance floor
with too many WOLT orders:

We did it all together without filing for divorce:

Real life adult LEGO at its finest:

Occasionally it was 2AM and we totally lost our minds:


This is how it looks today:

We started when it was summer outside and now we are ready just before Christmas:

New window, new furniture, new everything – 
I sometimes just come here to stare this beauty:

Also we have a new selfie spot:

Since Fred now has his own wardrobe closet,
then I could unpack and hang out all my hidden fashion gems. 
Embrace yourselves the hallways selfies are coming from now on:

T-Lo used our home already for product pictures.

Only negative side is that our bathroom looks like a proper shithole after everything else looks so fancy. Must take a break now.

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Three rare moments when I looked stunning (second half year of 2019)

Am I even allowed to confess about my life being so fabulous that the most common question I ask every evening is "8.30 PM, too early for sleeptime?". The time shifts gradually earlier, so now I am even wondering if 7 PM would be socially acceptable for going to sleep? Fred thinks that AK (the most amazing newscast of all time) should be the common sense boundaries, but BITCH that means I have to stay up until 9.30 PM. I do not want to google my health situation, since the internet will probably suggest that I have vitamin deficiency or toe cancer. The autumn just hits harder every year.

What else is new? Kitchen is still under renovations. DO NOT LAUGH! That room is made with love (almost 3 months now, NO RAGRETS) and I will show very enjoyable before and after pictures very soon.

Since last week was end of the season party at work, I would like to dedicate this post to Career Wilma. What is my secret of looking that fabulous? It is Ian Gustav and his gift of Jeffree Star lipstick set that saved the basic white girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present those three rare moments during second half  year when I looked stunning.

First one was when my colleague had basically last day at work, after which that bitch went to work at our competitor. I liked her back then, but now it's South and North Korea:

I try to compensate one with the other
(also, love my parents for getting me nr 42 shoes when I was 12, 
since my feet grew rapidly and the whole family was scared):

Second time when I looked stunning was when I squeezed my lips together
so nothing witty could come out: 

Non alcoholic is the new alcoholic,
like 30s are the new 20s,
like all the other lies you have told:

Sometimes I read that holy book and ask the higher spirits to forgive all those rude people,
who have asked me if I am sick. 
"No, I just don't wear make-up":

Third moment was in Riga where I tricked people into thinking that I shopped until I dropped,
but actually grabbed all the goodie bags that weren't for me and ran away:

Black is the best colour to bring our the pale white skin and autumn depression:

One night I had a nightmare that I had to start working at Lindex (true story, ridiculous to the max):

OH MY GOD! There was also a fourth stunning moment, since I did the same event in Tallinn as well. Jackpot!

All the photos are made someone else than me (that's why they are so good).
Thank you Meisi Volt, Marek Metslaid, Jelena Rudi and that handsome talented Latvian photographer whose name I cannot remember. 

Sunday, November 03, 2019

Second time in Warsaw

Life updates: kitchen is still under renovation, bags under my eyes are getting darker and autumn is killing blogging vibes.

Fortunately there is always light in the end of the tunnel – my routine breaker was a little business trip to autumny Warsaw. It was my second time (click to see the post) there and I was well aware that it is a massive modern city not Babushka Central. The jokes about Polish motorway hookers are sooooo yesterday. As I had a quite busy schedule there, then embrace yourselves – high amount of Culture Palace picture are coming up.

Sleepy hotel selfie.
(Just moments before I found out that hotel breakfast included DIY waffles):

The view from the office is not too shabby:

Years go by, but Wilma Circus still loves Chloé:

The Culture Palace was the centre and I moved 500 m around it (office-hotel-food).

It was the centre of everything:

At office.
Acting like there no 500 unread emails:

Warsaw is awesome! Thank you and see you soon.