I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Epplorette party

1th of September 2008 a petite and charming girl joined our class. Ehmagawd how well she spoke Swedish! Then we found out that she was already 18! Could. it. get. any. better?! Among us, the seventeen year olds, she seemed like the coolest kid on the block (I am 26 and I honestly still think that). Epp was older than us due to studying a year in Sweden - to be fair she was already like 100 years old, when we finally graduated. 

Always older and wiser, Epp has always been one step ahead of us and now she is the first among our friends to get married, HÕISSA! One does not simply get married without having a wacky night together with the closest göööörlfriends! 
Here is the Epplorette party:

Sadly I couldn't join the fun during the daytime, 
but arrived just in time for the garden party with glamorous testicle balloons:

There was a lot of love around us:

Alcohol yoga is the reason I could pick up sports:

Don't drink and drive,
drink and yoga:

Trying to find where our bottles are:

Thanking the Gods that we found the bottles we were looking for:

Hands up those who have got underwear stuck in their crotch:

Cheers, girls!

Keep yourself fit
and take a sip:

That moment the bride realises that the wedding is just a week away:

Love makes the world go round:

Who run the world? 

Epp aced basically all the answers in "How well do you know your future hubby".
Yes, those two are meant to be together.

Soon to be Consuela Bananahammock:

There was no stripper, however Epp got her last wild and wet kiss 
from a hairy Swede named Björn:

"Look, the sun is up! Let's make a group photo":

Happy Epp's day!

There's nothing she can't do:

Siit tuleb üks tants, siit tuleb üks tants, siit tuleb üks vahva puntratants:

Okay guys, I am home and I should go drunk:

The blurry summer morning at 6am, so romantic and full of love:

And they lived happily ever after.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Never before seen footage from past three months

My computer said to me "I am full of your shit, please take some actions!" As I started to deleted my useless bathroom selfies and blurry drunken images I came across material that has never seen the daylight.
Life according to Wilma Circus: 
"No blog post, no proof. No blog post, did not happen"

One of the most life changing events during the past three months 
was Erik and Laura moving back to Estonia after six years living in England. I HAVE FRIENDS AGAIN!
The awkward foursome aka the Noah's Ark:

My super talented friend Katrina Vincent Project brought Yannis, Adele and Kendrick into my kitchen.
I am honoured to eat in such good company:

Adulthood aayeah!
Shrimp + cocktails + tipsy on Tuesday:

After playing Game of Thrones the board game for 6 hours 
we had to come out to breathe fresh air, lack of oxygen and thereof: 

The biggest fans of Eurovision are sponsored by Jägermeister:

Maybe some of you still don't understand how much I love Eurovision!

On my birthday I was complete alone in the office and 
joined my colleagues in Helsinki for a planking session via internet.
26, but going strong max 1 minute:

Saddest time of the year is 23th of May 00:01AM,
then I have to wait another 365 (sometimes even 366!) days until it's my birthday again:

First summer at Mustamäe and cannot complain:


Beer is a zipper breaker, you drink, you pee, you drink, you pee.
The clever way to drink is literally on the toilet, 
just take a friend with so it does not become too boring:

The key to proper style is accessorising it right: 

Rammstein was actually quite pink and fluffy:

Driving licence is the best!
Want to drive towards the sunset with your best friend?
Consider it done:

Words cannot describe how much I love him:

Gravity takes a harder toll on him:

As a birthday gift he took me to see a play at Rakvere theatre
and treated me with the best burgers in town. He knows how to treat a lady:


Into the Valley techno festival together with my favourite cocktail HagiElla:

Alright, Little Sam, you just moved to Estonia and during your three short life years it's your first time here. Now let's throw you into most Estonian thing ever, the Song Festival and let's scream together: 

He had never seen so many people!

The moment you fart, but your friend does it as well
and you can share the blame:

Time after time I try to turn this blog into fashion one,
I try my hardest:

Whisper Sisters speakeasy makes the world go round:

How you expect your Tinder date to be...

...the reality of your Tinder date is that you are yet again drinking alone in the corner:

It's is freaky-deaky how alike we are:

Trying to find a place to pee:

"Kids, wait for auntie!"
"Kiiiiiiids, wait for meeeee!"
*4ever alone*

My grandpa and grandma, I love them from tip to toe.
(She said that he is perfect for her, because she wanted a long man with a short name):