I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Three rare moments when I looked stunning (second half year of 2019)

Am I even allowed to confess about my life being so fabulous that the most common question I ask every evening is "8.30 PM, too early for sleeptime?". The time shifts gradually earlier, so now I am even wondering if 7 PM would be socially acceptable for going to sleep? Fred thinks that AK (the most amazing newscast of all time) should be the common sense boundaries, but BITCH that means I have to stay up until 9.30 PM. I do not want to google my health situation, since the internet will probably suggest that I have vitamin deficiency or toe cancer. The autumn just hits harder every year.

What else is new? Kitchen is still under renovations. DO NOT LAUGH! That room is made with love (almost 3 months now, NO RAGRETS) and I will show very enjoyable before and after pictures very soon.


Since last week was end of the season party at work, I would like to dedicate this post to Career Wilma. What is my secret of looking that fabulous? It is Ian Gustav and his gift of Jeffree Star lipstick set that saved the basic white girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present those three rare moments during second half  year when I looked stunning.


First one was when my colleague had basically last day at work, after which that bitch went to work at our competitor. I liked her back then, but now it's South and North Korea:


YES, I HAVE BIG FEET AND SMALL BODY,
I try to compensate one with the other
(also, love my parents for getting me nr 42 shoes when I was 12, 
since my feet grew rapidly and the whole family was scared):


Second time when I looked stunning was when I squeezed my lips together
so nothing witty could come out: 


Non alcoholic is the new alcoholic,
like 30s are the new 20s,
like all the other lies you have told:


Sometimes I read that holy book and ask the higher spirits to forgive all those rude people,
who have asked me if I am sick. 
"No, I just don't wear make-up":


Third moment was in Riga where I tricked people into thinking that I shopped until I dropped,
but actually grabbed all the goodie bags that weren't for me and ran away:


Black is the best colour to bring our the pale white skin and autumn depression:


One night I had a nightmare that I had to start working at Lindex (true story, ridiculous to the max):


OH MY GOD! There was also a fourth stunning moment, since I did the same event in Tallinn as well. Jackpot!

All the photos are made someone else than me (that's why they are so good).
Thank you Meisi Volt, Marek Metslaid, Jelena Rudi and that handsome talented Latvian photographer whose name I cannot remember. 

Sunday, November 03, 2019

Second time in Warsaw

Life updates: kitchen is still under renovation, bags under my eyes are getting darker and autumn is killing blogging vibes.

Fortunately there is always light in the end of the tunnel – my routine breaker was a little business trip to autumny Warsaw. It was my second time (click to see the post) there and I was well aware that it is a massive modern city not Babushka Central. The jokes about Polish motorway hookers are sooooo yesterday. As I had a quite busy schedule there, then embrace yourselves – high amount of Culture Palace picture are coming up.


Sleepy hotel selfie.
(Just moments before I found out that hotel breakfast included DIY waffles):


The view from the office is not too shabby:


Years go by, but Wilma Circus still loves ChloƩ:


The Culture Palace was the centre and I moved 500 m around it (office-hotel-food).


It was the centre of everything:


At office.
Acting like there no 500 unread emails:


Warsaw is awesome! Thank you and see you soon.