I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Monday, March 15, 2021

Fred's 30th birthday. Lockdown at a luxurious hotel.

Let's rewind back to 2020, to Fred's birthday. The C-19 was sneaking around and Estonia entered state of emergency. Now, in 2021 we have exactly the same (or actually much worse) situation with the pandemic and the country was put, yet again, to full lockdown. The 365 days were mocking us real bad.

Alright, maybe missing a birthday party is not the worse that can happen at the moment. But still, I felt bad for Fred. Especially because of the big 3 and 0. If this was not the perfect time to book "Romantic getaway" package at a fancy hotel, then I don't know when is. 

Celebrations were in order, since it was also my last day at work before heading on a paternity leave. Or vacation as some put it, but I have different understanding about that notion – more palm trees, less shitty diapers.

Preggo lady and 30 year old man walked into a hotel during the lockdown.
Read further to see how the anecdote went on:


Final day at work before heading to paternity leave.
Fred's last day of being 29.
H&M designer collection launch.
WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE!:


Of course we picked the "Romantic getaway" offer,
since it included dinner and breakfast.
The strawberries, rose petals and champagne was a complete surprise for us,
because romance for us means free food:


The lockdown meant that all restaurants were closed.
However, the hotel had turned its 6th floor rooms into private dining spaces.
Beds were replaced with tables. The food was basically left behind the door.
We called the kitchen once we were done. Felt safe. Tasted good. 
And was rather private and romantic:


Back at our room we had fun with the rose petals:


And did some kissy-kissy:


Fuck the minibar prices, because I'm worth that can of Pringles:


Oh, there's a phone in here.
Should I order room service? 
(Spoiler: Oh yes, I did):


Romance includes bottle of champagne.
The pregnante seniorita couldn't have some, but Fred was full of romance in the end:


After being at home ALL THE FUCKING time,
it was rather nice to live a little (safely):


Basically you can throw up now,
because the reflection created a heart shape:


If a rose had to die for this,
then I must make the best out of it:


He blows my mind:


It's an honour to create a human together with him:


The petals were everywhere.
When I woke up, one of them was glued on my buttcheek:


Good morning!
A proper birthday morning includes a proper brekkie:


Staying in our robes, watching Terevisioon.
That's what I call perfection:


11 years together, I still fall in love with him again and again. 
Fred has an absolutely golden personality and a sexy ass that just won't quit. 
Happy another 365 days around the Sun, my baby daddy!

L'Embitu hotel makes people happy.

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Wilma Circus in February

Here's me throughout February. 
Be ready for 28 different fat jokes. 




1st of February
The day I found out that Fred's clothes fit me perfectly. 
I highlighted the outfit with luxurious accessory called 'the noodle pillow':


2nd of February
Made an independent choice to wear heels that day.
Mistakes were made and "Quick, make a photo, before I die" was shouted:


3rd of February
How to make me clean the apartment?
Put me to places where I cannot leave on my own and you'll see miracles:


4th of February
The mattress is bleeding from pain: 


5th of February
Boardgames, guests from other households and staying up past midnight.
Living my life dangerously!:


6th of February
Doggo is worried about my bloated belly.
"WHY U NO FART?!":


7th of February
I just puked a minute before,
so I ate the pain away with pancakes:


8th of February
Exploit the systems as much as you can!
I exploited my 80€ dental benefit and felt pretty fly:


9th of February
Blame the overweight on the ruffles:


10th of February
-20 degrees and +10 kilos:


 11th of February
No alcohol, no problem:




12th of February
The glamour happened next to the toilet seat:


13th of February
I am proud over the amount of semlas I have eaten in 2021:


14th of February
Spent my Valentine's Day with the BESTEST BOYE:


15th of February
Giving some extra spin to my basic everyday life:


16th of February
On that day I was so done with being preggo.
I wish I could say that the left one is "after" and the right one is "before",
unfortunately it is other way around:


17th of February
Life is full of endless struggles,
but one day you will find the hairdresser you like:


18th of February
Day full of podcast recording and ridiculous minus degrees.
Basic Wilma wished she could be the sleeping beauty:


19th of February
Met up with my ex-collegues and once again got the confirmation
 that I might change companies, but I simply cannot find more awesome coworker than they were:


20th of February
Day full of sweet nothing:


21st of February
Hospital gowns are very trendy in 2021:


22nd of February
This one picture per day truly pays off, since days like these
(where I want to die from discharge of bodily fluids)
I have proof that I survived and next day was better:


23rd of February
Family celebrations as my brother announced having a kid as well.
We are truly giving our grandparents reasons to live now:


24th of February
Independence day needs a fancier breakfast:


25th of February
Business on the top, pyjama pants at the bottom.
My outfits are framed by the amount you see on Zoom call:


26th of February
Looking at all the clothes that I cannot fit into:


27th of February
Before another lockdown we took our ass to museum and a restaurant.
This is me dressed up? Do you even see the difference?:


28th of February
Tried to be as sexy as Kenza,
but still looked like Tinky Winky:


Extra 500
The fat jokes never get old. 
Yes, I would like to fit into my clothes. Yes, I would like to have less pain in my feet.
In the end of the day it is rather cool what my body is capable of (with the help of science):