Wilma Circus in April 2022

Trying to give you my current life update: imagine sitting at a restaurant hungry, the wait time is horrendously long, yet suddenly you spot the waiter approaching your table with your delicious food. That emotion. That enjoyable buzz. That's how I'm feeling.

Finally digging the maternity leave extravaganza

(a.k.a. zero fucks, zero steps and zero need to justify my laziness:)

1st of April

All jokes aside, 

scanning if the air is filled with baby fart, dog fart or big human fart:

2nd of April

I see your Coachella and raise you

Me Myself and I – the Home Alone Festival (loving it):

3rd of April

I love the sound of dishes washing themselves:

4th of April

Promoting my shyness by wearing neon clothes:

5th of April

Twelve years of arguing how long one should boil a perfect egg

(not an infertility joke, but works both ways):

6th of April

The CEO of Meals on Wheels:

7th of April

The updated version of me.

I'm Windows 98 and she is macOS Monterey:

8th of April

The secret of great relationship?

Eat chips in bed and buying separate bags so you don't have to share: 

9th of April

Brush your teeth, comb your hair – it's date night.

1. First we eat:

2. Instead of making drama, let's watch drama (premiere):

3. Let's end the night with hugging Härra Lavastaja:

10th April

I borrowed too much energy from the day after.

As the day after arrived, I was left with massive debt:

11th of April

The greatest joy is to dress Pebbles.

Now we have stepped one level further as she started to show interest towards my closet

*crying happy fashion tears*:

12th of April

This a real footage of eye infection hitting hard.

American sit-coms call it a pink eye, bearing a nasty sexual undertone, 

like it happens only when a penis pokes an eye out. 

Actually, the infection is rather dull, 

I just woke up with swollen eye and no will to live (no penis involved):

13th of April

Pebbles is like "WTF, why you look like that?!":

14th of April

Four generations of tough women:

15th of April

Look at this Wilma looking at the camera again,

and look at this Šarik showing his best features at the camera again:

16th of April

May your Easter be as festive and colourful as your Gay Uncle's wedding:

17th of April

Even if it means waiting ridiculous amount of time, 

we still take the elevator to ride only one floor.

The legs are made for chillin':

18th of April

Sausages and sunshine:

19th of April

Even crocs cannot make me unattractive,

I'm one hot piece of ass:

20th of April

Being far from home means wearing hidden wardrobe gems packed in boxes

and taking a quick ride to the thrift store to buy random baby onesie 

so Pebbles can eat soil in peace:

21st of April

After spring cleaning my archives, I donated massive amount of clothes,

but this Power Couple will always stay with me:

22nd of April

Nothing says "Honey, I'm back home" like crisps, no pants and Formula 1:

23rd of April

Go ahead and roll your eyes so hard that you can see your own brain,

but the Circus family is using #blessed loud and proud:

24th of April

My granny thinks I should repair my broken clothes:

25th of April

The day of zero fucks, zero steps and zero need to justify my laziness:

26th of April

Baby food as natural as my childbirth experience was:

27th of April

Us again, on a bench, nothing changed.

Suva päev, pool ükskõik:

28th of April

Although I now realise that ANTM was the most toxic TV show ever,

the 'menstruate cramp fab' pose is Tyra's gift to the humankind:

29th of April

I'm on a maternity leave, don't expect anything else but cute family pictures:

30th of April

Šnelli tšill

To Fred

I love you

Twelve years and counting

This shit is amazing

Wilma Circus in March 2022

It's a moment of time, when my personal struggles dwindle in the current world's context. No, I'm not sweeping anything under the carpet, but I have found fresh power mentally, emotionally and physically. Maybe the wartime activated my mother survival instinct, maybe it's spring, maybe time heals.

Look at this Wilma talking about how powerful she is, although first time ever she heavily photoshopped her skin this month. The pimples really hit hard to her self-worth. 

1st of March

Me and the picture of whisky distillery – Fred's version of PornHub:

2nd of March

Let me just put this night light between my legs

and then we can Vogue:

3rd of March

Leave the baby with the granny and then WÖRK-WÖRK-WÖRK-WÖRK (read with Rihanna's voice):

4th of March

Went a little overboard with my kinky giraffe fantasy:

5th of March

Before and after shower.

A bit cleaner, a bit more hair-clips:

6th of March

It turns out that Pebbles likes to ignore gravity as much as mama Wilma does:

7th of March

HOLY SHIT I HAVE A KID!?

still. cannot. believe. it:

8th of March

That one day out of 365

when we honour 50% of the humans on this planet:

9th of March

зоопарк

10th of March

It turns out the comb is not a magic wand:

11th of March

Celebrating Fred's birthday one day early.

He is beautiful. He is kind. He is smart. He is sexy. He is Johannes to my Alma:

The Queen Bee and Mini Bee:

12th of March

Presents, cake, hugs and white lies.

Little did Fred know that Hilton suite with friends was waiting for him few hours later. 

SURPRISE!

13th of March

My Hilton Suite Mister returned home saying that I had won the Girlfriend of the Year Award (yet again).

Pebbles however had never heard of the term hangover:

14th of March

The art of doing nothing:

15th of March

Don't blame it on the sunshine

Don't blame it on the moonlight

Don't blame it on good times

Blame it on the boogie:

16th of March

Daily two hours of unconditional one-on-one time with Šarik:

17th of March

After staying indoors for 4 months straight,

I left my winter blues behind:

18th of March

Formula 1 season start makes me fabulous:

19th of March

Having 8 hours of free time. Meet friends? Play AOE? Go to spa?

Noup, healthy bitch cycles 30km instead:

20th of March

And the next day I cycled another 30km with the fam:

21st of March

The ugly sleep needs some...:

...beauty walk:

22nd of March

The hetero cringe, we only fart rainbows:

23rd of March

Damn, I look gooooooooood (with a little help from Photoshop):

24th of March

You say it's mustard yellow, I say it's the shade of newborn's poop:

25th of March

Rule #1 = No mini-skirts past the age 30

Rule #2 = Fuck rule #1

26th of March

allakäigutrepp on libe:

27th of March

I got their backs:

28th of March

This is how explaining life to Pebbles goes:

"So Goofy and Pluto are both dogs,

but Goofy can talk and walk on two legs and Pluto, of well, is just a dog."

29th of March

I was done waiting to fit my new body to my old jeans.

So I bought new jeans and the problem went away:

30th of March

Layers are so IN this spring.

The layers of blankets:

31st of March

SHHHHHH HOOO

10 elephants fit on a boat,

but 11 archers don't: