Showing how glamorous life I have, how amazing my family is, how my life is full of rainbows and flowers – this is what you do during Christmas.
I have a lovely partner, with whom I never fight.
I have a well-behaving dog, who never farts:
I have home, that is so inspirational that it does not need inspirational quotes.
Also, I have a dog that poops money:
I always have a good hair day and my breath never smells:
He did not just puke and he does not have diarrhoea
and I definitely did not measure his temperature by putting something in his butthole:
Merry Christmas!
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