Dirty socks on the floor? DIVORCE!
Not enough cuddle time? DIVORCE!
Empty cartons in the fridge? DIVORCE!
Yes, I have managed to use that word a lot, but somehow today marks the two year anniversary of no divorces. Being married to Fred has been pretty amazing – the only regret I have is that we should have filmed the moment when we told our friends about our secret wedding.
Today is husband appreciation day sponsored by Ampler electric bicycles:
I do not believe in soulmates and I do not believe love at first sight,
but I feel that I want to respect, love and cherish Fred until the end and beyond:
THANK GOD, that we don't not need to keep the fart in anymore:
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