I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Bluewater

One week from now I have the right to brag about dating an older man. Whoa! The birthday week is on and that is why yesterday we went to Bluewater - a shopping centre bigger than some airports.



Attention! Smashing news. Our duo family has a new member Edgar the Mouse. It lives behind the washing machine and prefers sausage over cheese. Picture below has no connection with Edgar. LUCKILY Edgar is not that big and sweet:



"We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. Thanks to our childish minds and Disney store we are six forever" whispered Stitch into Kaur's ear:





Never mind that it is not my birthday, I would still gladly accept this gift:



Only two-three boring clothes shops and we were back on the exciting side. If LEGO store is not heaven, then what is??:



Tiny army:



If you eat this, you will shit bricks:



A mix of fun and art in only one brick. These bricks are like sweets, you buy this by weight:



A galaxy far far away there was a planet called LEGO:




Piece by piece is how I build a bridge:




We arrived at Hipstershire:





I see monkey's face which is covered with a palm leaf:




My Hercule Poirot:


Please, would you be so kind and help me? My mister wished this for his birthday. Can you help me to deliver this to Rochester or maybe I could borrow your gun, because rather than pee my pants at 3AM on my way to the kitchen to grab a glass of water, I would kill myself right away, before this horror movie gets to my living room.



Double decker myspace mirror angle - check:



Hello, look what I ate. Look, I drink weird green weeds:



The fastest gun in Texas with my new hat:



I LOVE B-DAYS. gosh

Friday, March 04, 2011

Laumets

My best friend is Karl.



He is the person who hugs me even if I am wearing a hideous scarf (he also has one) :


First time on a trolley bus.
He did not know if a trolley bus has chairs in it, so he took his own:




He is studying chemistry at university, regardless of his passion for theatre.
He has played several interesting roles:



That girl has a shit wig:



Our theatre school Christmas parties. It is about holiday and spending it with your dearest.
Sense? This picture makes none:



President of a club named "Never-ending nights and miserable mornings":



Karl is famous for dancing well, but walking badly:



Dance like nobody is watching:



We have done amazing roles together.
1. Father and her daughter from Middle Ages:



2. A penguin politician and a penguin slut:




 Cute as a button:



Forget umbrellas. He is the cure for Rainy Days:



I have tons of pictures where we are drinking in the corner



"U not like Anne Veski? Me no like U!":



The cheaper it is, the better it tastes. Time when Walter had not been born yet:




You can cover it but you can't hide.
The head-sponsor for Sovetskoje Zolotoje and Liviko:



Oma passipilt on sulle paras:




He once gave up drinking, it was the worst 8hours of his life:




Every breath is a victory:




Even if he is going to hell, he is the most beautiful person inside and out:



Once we made a pact that we will start our own channel called...(waaaait for it)...TV! Brilliant!
Until then we spy behind the enemy lines:



Well, Karl is beautiful, but his hands aren't.
This is my nightmare - to have his hands:



Taller than a tower and lighter than a feather:



We have travelled together there and back. "ки-нг-исeерр" read Karl (with a heavy Russian accent) from the first train station sign on our way to Moscow. Kingisepp juhei!:



Mama, mama! Ja otsen vesjolaja. Vodka u sigaretiki njeee dengi. Prazdnikkk:



Karl after Anne Veski concert:



As I said, he is taller than most of the people:




Being Karl is the best excuse not to be boring:



Do you think when party is over and taxi is coming then it is the best time to stop drinking? Oh-so-wrong! More. More. More.:



Good morning, what's cooking, good-looking?
(his glasses have been broken 2478 times, but nothing that SuperAttack couldn't fix)



He rents an apartment in Tartu and I think the owner will not want it back:




I wish that there would be more people like Karl. Actually no:



When we are old we are like The Golden Girls:



Big impact among ladies



Karl has a good taste of style.
Exhibit A:



Exhibit B:



My gentleman of honour at my wedding and a best buddy 4eva:


Karl, well respected man: