I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Sunday, May 19, 2019

I'll see your Thailand and raise you Riga

I am a new person with lower pulse and wider smile. Fred and I decided to warm up our love life, that has been hibernating the past two years. To do so, we went to the capital of romance - Riga.

The skin's so bright, it burns your eyes.
Yes, I function as a reflector:


It still hurts him to think back to that one time when he got a speeding ticket in Latvia.
Even Mister Perfect fails:


I gave five star rating to my Uber ride:


We went all fancy and rented a place in the old town,
so home bar was just 10 seconds away:


Almost 28 and still not using make-up. The pimples and designer bags under my eyes are my best friends. Only thing I am sad about is that I have had glasses so long time, that people tend to forget how I looked without them. Saving money as we speak to fix my vision:


I forgot to add blue to my outfit,
in that case I would have look like Estonian flag:


Let's just have a moment to check the prices:


When I die, then please bury me in IKEA coffin DÖD:


Trying the spot all the amazing new stuff I could have in my home:


Straight to my birthday present!


She rollin', they hatin':


IKEA is just our thing. It brings back the funky memories while living in Sweden. It reminds us our very first own home. Sweet Jesus, we even spent our first wedding anniversary at IKEA. 
Thank you, Ingvar Kamprad for making us feel so good:


Look at this bloody adult enjoying her birthday present:



BITCHES LOVE LILACS!


Spring brings new hope:


Littles gets aways ins Rigas withs mys husbands:


My powerful work crew:


So happy that Riga office welcomed me with open arms:


I even managed to pop by Helsinki the same week
and scored pretty graduation shoes
 (if I am not graduating, then I can collect my tears in them)



Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Few simple steps how to get shit done

achievement
​something that I did or got after planning and working to make it happen, and that therefore gives me a feeling of satisfaction.

This is how I accomplished it.

1. I chose that creepy road that you see in the horror movies, 
while you hope that the main character would not take it. 


2. I sat down and looked out the window a lot.


3. Some moments were nice, but mainly there was a lot of shit produced.


4. I mean, a lot of shit was made, thus major toilet bowl appeared next to my house.


5. Then I had brighter thoughts and I even saw some hope.


6. Then I cried a little and said "I cannot do it".
My boys refused to listen me whining.


7. Time after time I procrastinated with Ross & Rachel: 


8. Used Šarik as therapy and told him everything. 
He was a good listener.


9. After ridiculous hours behind the computer they took me out for a walk.
My vision was blurry, my mood was shit, but they managed.


10. SUCH MUCH GOOD THERRAPY DOG


11. Took those bags under my eyes to the office as well. 
Let's just say that I will not win the best employee award this spring.


12. Unnoticeably the season changed. 
Kevad läks mööda nagu unenägu.


13. I got support system that is more loyal than I am worth:


14. I am sure he wants to go back to the shelter, 
because he just cannot take my shit anymore.


15. I took five minute break and showed that I care about the problematic political situation. 
"Fuck basic values, at least I have a cool thesis to show off in the end":


16. Dog trying to commit suicide after hearing my depression thoughts again:


17. Write, eat, panic and repeat.


18. Hand in thesis. Smile and walk away.