Let's go get lost

21 universal lies.




1. I know where I am at the moment:


2.He is just a friend:

3.This is another NORMAL mushroom:

4.I won't start drinking before noon:

5.I'm normal:

6.He lost your number:

7.She is as high as those other supermodels:

8.I'm ok and lovely. I can drive:

9. Grass is greener on the other side:

10. I'm not drunk:

11.This car won't brake down before the next corner:

12. Blur makes it all so much better:

13.We'll start a diet tomorrow:

14. I'm not cheating. I'm networking:

15. Men like fast cars, beer and macho stuff:

16. This is enough for 100 people:

17. She is not afraid of heights and she won't fall down:

18. There is noon somewhere in the world:

19. We'll stay only for one night:

20. He's the fastest gun in Texas:

21. I'm absolutely capable of saying what day it is:

who are you kidding?