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Royal wedding is all they ever talk about. Vogue (UK) has dedicated May issue to weddings. Of course I am getting married, like tomorrow! Eight babies and all other age appropriate stuff coming up. Anyway I dedicate this post to weddings. Quite obsessive, uh?

I have been to weddings, yet every time I think that the bride's dress is white, puffy and dead-ugly. Time to change that!

Kate and William sitting on a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G:

I'm a girl and I like this:

Wedding has two good sides - 1.you can wear a stunning dress 2.you can invite all your friends and have a great party:

This is and will be my dream dress. Chloe took my heart:

Dresses that are made from interesting things like balloons:

My bridesmaids:

Bride has to have a dramatic entering:

This...

and this costs more than you can dream of:

Me, Karl and Reggie:

Yes, nice, but, like I would still not wear them:

From Estonia with love:

Long hair WANTED!:

If you got enough money and don't want to rent your dress from a shop near Õnnepalee, then Victor&Rolf is the right way to go. And it doesn't have to be white!:

Sorry, you can't get married today, because doors aren't wide enough:

"What dress would I pick?" - "I know! I want to look like a beautiful cheese!":

Too much...

...too high:

And now you can kiss the bride?:

Finally, the thing is to embrace the skin you are in. I guess I am the one who walks down the isle with a bear suit:

Long live the King and the Queen.