28th time around the sun

This week was my 28th time around the sun anniversary. As we arrived back from Berlin during the same time, it was my wish to keep it humble and spend the day a home. The age does matter, since never did I thought that it would be so pleasing to put together IKEA bed that I bought myself for my birthday. Yes, I thought that that would be the peak moment of my birthday. 

However, Fred had planned differently. 

He told me to put on my best dress and brush my teeth, because he was tired of being my Instagram husband and booked a professional photoshoot session with Merilin Mandel as my birthday present. 

*ok, bye. died from happiness* 

She made me feel so beautiful. We had so much fun. She delivered these photos so fast and it was so difficult pick the best ones. This experience was so worth putting on my graduation dress (please act really surprised one month from now, when you see this dress again)

Also, my Fred is my centre if I spin away.

Aitäh, kalla!

The photoshoot location was very "us" as well,

this is the place where Šarik has made many poops and there's many to come:

That day 28th years ago my Mom gave birth to me in a car.

Still makes me giggle:

That moment when you try to smell your breath,

but fail to diagnose it every time:

Yes, this dress is H&M (Conscious Exclusive).

Yes, I love it:

I have heard that after certain age it is only downhill:

I am intelligent, gifted and beautiful woman

and I do my best to maximise my special abilities.

(before my master thesis I was unable to say it out loud. now I can)

Mustamäe or Weirwood at Winterfell?

Me: trying to suffocate him with love

He: trying to print out those divorce papers

Yes, I have big feet,

but no storm can take me down:

IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH WITHOUT TEETH SHOWING.

caps lock happy:

28 degrees and no cloud in sight,

this is how 22th of May has to look like:

My prettiest angle is when my face is not showing:

5 seconds later I fell on my face:

The ants biting my ass gave me this very profound face:

Wishing for...

...legalised cannabis:

Your usual chilling-in-the-forest-with-fancy-dress-on moment:

Chasing stars my boys:

Adopt, don't shop:

What's cooking, good-looking?:

Lean mean fart machine, Šarik:

While we were running someone was clapping,

but it was just my tights cheering me:

Never too old for a good love-bite:

My back is full of weird hokey pokey marks:

Šarik saw a squirrel.

"Ok, bye!":

The whole family after that bloody squirrel:

Let me just push my finger into your buttearhole: 

I have had the same emergency contact person since I was 18

and I married that goofy boy. Well played, Wilma!:

"HOOMANS! LETS STAPH TIS MADNEZ! 

TOO HAWT OUTSAID!

KET A RUUM JU TUU!"

One of the best birthday presents I have ever received, 

so yet again Fred is winning the "Boyfriend of the year" award (no one else is even trying).

I can only praise Merilin Mandel! She made me feel good, she was super quick 

and the pictures are mic drop quality. Thank you!