No penises are allowed, interesting powerpoint presentations are optional and good mood is a must.
Hello, the long lost tradition, totside jõulud.
This year the holiday lasses got upgraded to momager edition.
Kris Jenner got nothing against us:
Glitter is my favourite colour and dressing up is my heroine:
The G-force stays minute on your lips,
and lifetime on your hips:
1. We don't need men to open our sparkling:
2. We can do it on our own:
3. It just takes 30 minutes and non-existent muscles:
My friends are hot pieces of asses:
Beauty sleep is not enough to get into her level,
you need beauty coma:
Blue daba-diba-duba-aaaa:
She's perfect.
Without photoshop. Without hazy filters:
Our first world problems got all solved:
They ask if we want another child.
Before we can answer, our uteruses jump out of our bodies and run straight under a train:
Until next year!
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