What is the whole hype of turning 30?
Especially when you look as good and fresh
as 18 year olds?
The overly glorified number does not change much
*(except hangovers getting gradually worse and lasting at least 48h)
Also, the downside is that birthday lifting your friend with a chair will break your back:
I try to keep my friends alive as long as possible,
thus I invested in a vaporiser, so the weed will come in speed and health:
A minute on your lips
The 31th July tradition is strong and always in my calendar.
Why it hasn't rained, you ask?
He has a list of people that should and must send him good wishes on his birthday.
During 31th of July he answers lovely calls and texts,
You cannot buy this swag at Rimi,
we were born with it:
However old you are is the new 20s:
The friend that will laugh during the eulogy at my funeral,
because he knows the real uncensored story:
Thank you for being a friend!
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