I'm Wilma. Girl. No dragon tattoo. I love theatre, fashion, music that makes me orgasm and taking pictures. I have split myself between three places (London-Stockholm-Tallinn), but my current hub is Tallinn. Wherever my circus goes, there's always a party. If the party does end, I watch cat videos and blog about it all. Check out my yearly summaries below to get to know me a bit better. Header: Mandel Photography

If you have any questions: hemafruu@gmail.com.

Monday, August 10, 2020

Flatforest 30 or in Roman numerals XXX

What is the whole hype of turning 30?
Especially when you look as good and fresh 
as 18 year olds?

The overly glorified number does not change much 
*(except hangovers getting gradually worse and lasting at least 48h)

Also, the downside is that birthday lifting your friend with a chair will break your back:


We have not changed much, just the bicycle has been upgraded with bitchin' kids seat:


I try to keep my friends alive as long as possible,
thus I invested in a vaporiser, so the weed will come in speed and health:


A minute on your lips
a lifetime on your hips
and you instantly shit bricks:


The 31th July tradition is strong and always in my calendar.
Years go by and I cannot remember that it has ever rained on that day:


Why it hasn't rained, you ask?
Because Sunshine Girls are always here:


He has a list of people that should and must send him good wishes on his birthday.
During 31th of July he answers lovely calls and texts, 
while crossing down the names on the "Naughty list". ONE SHALL NOT FORGET!


Sometimes lose...


...always win:


The pretty one, the sexy one and one that tries to remember if she left the stove on at home:


You cannot buy this swag at Rimi,
we were born with it:


What a voyage-voyage life has been, when you are having fun:


Raise your hands up in the air and wish that your hip won't brake:


However old you are is the new 20s:


The friend that will laugh during the eulogy at my funeral,
because he knows the real uncensored story:


Thank you for being a friend! 

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