I make one picture every day without any good reason.
Let me introduce you the
Wilma Circus calendar of July 2020
1st of July
Mother-in-law had a birthday and I hid in the garage:
2nd of July
Felt like running away when I realised that these dots on my dress
look like animal print:
3rd of July
That flip-flop girl faking that she belongs to high heel world:
4th of July
I'm a trashy bitch but I do recycle my bottles:
5th of July
Locked myself out of my home and went to Hesburger to cry a little.
But I recovered fast, since Halloumi burger made a comeback and I had an food orgasm:
6th of July
I cleaned my closet for several hours and as a reward he made me fly:
7th of July
I had only 5 hour sleep and it turned me into Donald Trump.
Talk about ugly sleep:
8th of July
Tried to put some sparkle on that dull day
by drinking raindrops and making remote control pictures:
9th of July
I had afterwork with colleagues
and went all Karen on my Uber driver:
10th of July
Invested my extra time off from work
to do my spring cleaning in July:
11th of July
Covid-19 restrictions are getting looser and I am running out of excuses to meet people,
so I turned into Pringles & Game of Thrones while Fred and Ott were playing drums in the next room:
12th of July
Greenhouse gases and I:
13th of July
Statue dedicated to people that showed up to work on Monday:
14th of July
Eating some calories with the company of Rupaul:
15th of July
Fred came back home and we had date night on the beach
and our crack was filled with sand:
16th of July
Life changing decisions stunned me for a second.
Adult life is fucking scary:
17th of July
Headache that feels like sharp spinning fan blade hitting the head.
Also that double chin just showed up, so it was not my day:
18th of July
Memmede Suvetuur being фабулоус at Sillamäe:
19th of July
"MEIE KODOMAA NII ILUS VÄÄ?!" at Narva:
20th of July
Questions again all my life decision and
made a public service announcement about me, myself and I:
21st of July
Had my crazy showing again and tried to tuck that back in:
22nd of July
When I am alone, I do not piss off other people.
However in a group I tend to make people mad, because they don't appreciate my selfies:
23rd of July
Slower than a speeding turtle:
24th of July
Pic in a pic in a pic in a pic:
25th of July
Home alone and I let the darkness eat me up:
26th of July
After intense stag weekend he still had the will to take me out for a spin:
27th of July
Summer has peaked, my belly button was out:
28th of July
I love rain pattering since it sounds like frying bacon:
29th of July
Went to the gym, ate some chia seeds and read some amazing self help book:
30th of July
I don't worry about the future, I take one anxiety attack at a time:
31st of July
New glasses? Who dis?
Last working day? What dat?
Karl 30? Dat old?
Extra 100
The dream if I would appear on Paradise hotel TV show:
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