Cheap and Cheerful

I've got the power. I'm the Power ranger. I use Powerpoint.

When I moved here I was even ready to work at McDonald's.

Now after they offered me a job at Kiss Kiss Heart my biggest

wish is to get that place:

Phonebooth extra: Call someone, say you love them and hang up.

Ps. I have Skype now:

Now today's special. Went out to meet a realtor, but I got stood up. No biggie. Went to Iceland and bought groceries and a brand new absolutely fabulous British Vogue.

its price in Estonia = Vogue + delivery fee to Estonia + monkey business

its price in UK = pure Vogue and no funny stuff + £4:

This is how I stood in the front of the Gillingham railways station.

Timetable is my best friend but money is my worst enemy.

No London for me:

Know your lines and wear a costume and act like you're in a big city.

Ignore those wankers, who shout something nasty when you walk by.

I make quite a fuzz in this little town:

This autumn must-haves: a pair of legs and a plastic bag.

Actually I hate this plastic bad policy here:

Today's offer - buy 5 items get 5 plastic bags for FREE!

This body wants something else than instant noodles.

Send me food, please:

Homeless and unemployed, but still happy.

(Yes, maybe I should consider getting a job at one pub. Am I strong enough

to serve those uncontrollable British bachelors?)

May the force be with you.